* Tweets
2023-03-11
You may go wherever you please, but do you please wherever you go?
2024-12-29
Chaos Destruction and Chaos Tolerance are equally important skills.
2024-05-02
Just had an insatiable desire to buy a gummy hamburger magnet.
2023-10-20
Being of sound, mind, and body
2023-10-09
Idea: suckling directly out of the teapot
2023-09-20
Sonic the Screwdriver
2023-08-03
Dialectic grease
2023-05-15
single-use dishwater
2023-04-10
slimed sealed delivered
2023-03-09
Blue warble
2023-02-08
Ski-bum sebum
2022-04-14
"Get your name outta my mouth!"
2022-03-12
There is no king to kill anymore
2022-03-03
bucketless bucket-list
2022-02-23
an old man is older than an older man
2022-02-19
Will you allow yourself to be discouraged by the competence of others?
2022-02-19
what about greater than AND equal to
2022-02-09
gentle revenge
2022-02-03
don't read everything you believe
2022-01-23
Country song but it’s about getting my truck registered and inspected
2021-10-26
Naming my cat Ron, short for Iron Man
2021-10-18
frog machine
2021-10-07
Raw organic unpasteurized honey I shrunk the kids
2021-08-03
Epson salt
2021-07-10
a true arsonist can burn down a pool
2020-09-05
let's go climb walls of the universe together
2020-08-27
OBGYN Kenobi
2020-07-01
Paul Simpson and Bart Garfunkel
2020-04-05
Missile toe
2019-12-23
Shooting pain at the shooting range
2019-11-18
Anti Anti-drone drone drone
2019-11-02
"That was an amazing handshake. I'm shook"
2019-09-30
Leftunders sound a lot grosser than leftovers
2019-08-19
Wee knight
2019-08-02
You can be angry at a thunderstorm.
2019-07-18
I’m gonna cook and eat Bob and Larry from VeggieTales.
2019-06-16
A greenhouse could also be called a plant plant
2019-02-05